You’ve annoyed me enough the last 11 days, so I feel the time has come for me to speak up and do something about this.
Main Character #1 - Stop being so damn emo. Who cares if your girlfriend died in one story or if you have cancer in another. I’m sure there are people who have it worse than you.
Main Character # 2 - Okay, you died, but that wasn’t my fault so you should be nice to me or I won’t let you stay alive in the other stories! And stop asking if I’m taking care of your dog, I gave him to Shane, ask her.
Main Character # 3 - Stop being a whiny bitch. Your life kinda sucks but at least you’re rich, so shut it already.
Main Character # 4 - You’re not even a real main character so stop trying to take over the story. I don’t care how hot you are, stop it!
Really, start doing as I say or I’m just gonna kill you off in the story.
And to all of you… I don’t mind picturing any of you naked, so by all means, go ahead if you wanna try to make up for all the crap you’ve tried to pull lately.
Sincerely
The Crazy Fanfic Writer.
(That’s “God” for you guys)
PS: Characters 3 and 4 -You two need to stop being cute. It’s getting disgusting.
Pleased
Okay, this cracked me the fuck up, woman. I totally heart you.
also, the fact that youre pleased is making me laugh even more. i’m gonna kidnap you and give you hugs.
I’ll be even more pleased if they actually start doing as they’re told.
haha yeah, because that stands a chance of happening.
But I’m supposed to CONTROL them! I’M the WRITER! They’re just my slaves!
but you gave them life, and theyre using it to plot against you and your wishes. Slaves rebel! lol
Rebelling slaves suck and need to be punished. That’s what I’m trying to teach them with this nice little letter.
okay now im picturing them in various S&M positions. Thanks.
I’m doing the same thing, but I couldn’t help myself XD